Hi, kids! R. G. Emanuelle (my fabulous co-editor on Skulls and Crossbones), and I formally announce a Skulls and Crossbones contest.
But first, don’t forget to catch Nene Adams’ great guest blog on historical fiction, right here on Women and Words. Click here. Thanks Nene!
All rightie, matey! As many of you know, R. G. and I had Jfay, an awesome candle artist at Studio 3B, design the official SnC candle to accompany the release of our anthology, Skulls and Crossbones: Tales of Women Pirates (Bedazzled Ink, 2010).
The candle is scented with the SnC signature scent, called “Walk the Plank,” which is a blend of cedar, cinnamon, cloves, and sandalwood and the candle pictured here stands 12 inches tall and is 4 inches in diameter. It’s BIG, friends.
Do you want one of these candles? And a print copy of Skulls and Crossbones? Then enter the contest, ye scurvy knaves!
Here’s how: If you were a pirate, what would your pirate name be? Post that here in the comments and PLEASE don’t forget to include your email address (don’t worry, it’s not visible to the outside world) so we can contact you if you win. The contest closes on Thursday March 25th at noon, Mountain Time. We’ll announce the winners on Friday March 26th by 2 PM, Mountain Time. NOTE: ONE ENTRY per person, please.
We have enlisted Jfay, candle artist, to choose the three most imaginative, coolest, interesting, fabulous, groovy pirate names and here’s what you get if she digs your pirate name:
1st place receives an official Skulls and Crossbones pillar candle scented with “Walk the Plank” and a print copy of Skulls and Crossbones. That’s about a $65 value.
2nd place receives a print copy of Skulls and Crossbones and a bag of official SnC scent chips (wax chips shaped like a skull and crossbones scented with “Walk the Plank”–each chip is about 2 inches tall by 3 inches wide). That’s about a $20 value.
3rd place receives an ebook copy of Skulls and Crossbones (in either Mobi or .pdf format) and a bag of SnC scent chips. That’s about an $18 value.
The one bummer: contributors included in the Skulls and Crossbones anthology and their family members are not eligible to win.
So give us yer pirate names, ye mangy sea dogs! Make ‘em creative! Funny! Crazy! Mysterious! Scary! Post them here in the comments (don’t forget your email address) and good luck! YAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!

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My pirate name would be Creepy Wilma!
Bibacious Buxum Bonnie! (In honor of St. Patty’s Day)
Ooooohhh OOOOOOHHHH! I can hardly wait until this drawing is over. I so NEED this!
Thanks for letting me enter. Jess
Jess, what’s your awesome, creative, groovy, so cool pirate name? Or are you thinking one up to post later?
I was so excited I forgot to write a name down. There are so many! Many people know me as Sweet Cheeks, which just sounds so, well, sweet. For this contest I think that I need something with a little more GGGRRRRRR in it, so Gloria Grindem it is. I think it just has a certain ring to it. Don’t you?
Lusty Booty of the pirate ship Heaving Chests
Pantin’ Lyn Cutty
Scuvy Delia That would be my name.
Jmurphy19@cinci.rr.com
Thanks bunch for the contest.
lady ninjabeard
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An aristocrat at birth . . . an artist at heart . . . an accomplished swordsman by an early age . . . a dread toward nations who take advantage . . . a strong arm in the caribbean for revenge . . . a banished defender for freedom who is now ready to obtain just rights!
Lord William Middleton of York
Gentleman Pirate
Holy Terror…..
My pirate name is Raven Blood. A name most don’t forget. LOL.
The Demon Rogue
I love pirates and I have had this name as my own for awhile now. It better be the winner else ye’ll be swabbin me deck real soon, you hear me missy?
My name is Captain Raven BlackShadow.
Don’t you ever forget it!
bwaaahaaahaaa
Well, technically I would be a naughty wench called ‘Lil Vixxen’. However if I had to butch it up and be a ruthless blood-thirsty pirate, I’d be ‘Golden Eye’ because there’s a ring of gold around my green eyes (so says my wife LOL).
Well, my hearties, technically I would be a naughty wench called ‘Lil Vixxen’. However if I had to butch it up and be a ruthless blood-thirsty pirate, I’d be ‘Golden Eye’ because there’s a ring of gold around my green eyes (so says my wife LOL).
Crap, sorry gals. But it does exhibit why I’m a better wench than pirate! LOL
Firefly of Seas
Matey Potatey! Ahoy!
Puss-in-boots..but for my latin counter parts..La Gata Navaja..
Ahoy landlubber! Come aboard, I be Captain Clint “Claw-Cat” Toris, ladyship of this ship.
Black Widow the Hungry One
uhhh, may be i play Diablo2 too much?
I’d be Four-eyes McReader.
Just because I am.
Charlotte the Cutthroat Black
ooops!
that’s CAPTAIN CHARLOTTE THE CUTTHROAT BLACK
and dontcha ferget it!
Me name be Decayin’ Hester Dawkins… cuz I leaves their bodies for the buzzards!.
Six-Fingered Sal,
’cause we all know an extra finger can come in handy, mates!
Cap’n Wild-eyed Annie Nutcracker from the good ship Limps-a-Lot.
Bewaaare, ye scurvy scum! Tighten up yer britches when ye spy me ship bearin’ down on ye.
(Thanks for the fun contest!)
Captain Cat-o’-Nine-Tails Rachelle
“Prepare yerself, ya good for nothin’, barnacle-bottomed, pox-infested,
sail-splittin’, mast-huggin’ Frenchman. Yer fancy’s about to be tickled.”
Her pirate ship be Sappho’s Pink Pearl …*wink*
ps …
thanks a bunch for the contest!
this was fun!
Hi, kids–the contest is now CLOSED. Thanks to everyone for participating! We’ll announce the winners tomorrow! Peace out!